The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 10
It is time to face the dancing monsters… Should you be scared? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 10
It is time to face the dancing monsters… Should you be scared? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 10
Ohhh and what a fun-filled creative-costume monastery adventure! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 6
Roll on Autumn and Winter because that is my favourite imagining times… The dark times make space for monsters, creatures and creativity. … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 3 Audio
Oh and Boredooom has three ‘o’s. Imagine breaking such rules in writing! Fun? Yes! Rebellious? Oooooooh yes! Do I love it? Oh indeeeeeeeedy! Ha! … More Tingle Dingle and The Land of Boredooom! Chapter 1 -Audio
So now we are on a roll. I guess you are wondering how this book came about… Well it was a long time coming… The original idea happened during an eclipse in Madagascar in 2002 – I think it was 2002 or maybe 2003. That night I had a dream that revealed the patterns of … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 2
Stockton Harris has done such a marvellous job that it would be rude not to… … More RETINA BLUE AUDIO CHAPTER 1
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
‘Those are huge vegetables!’ said John glancing up at a giant parsnip. Josh stood beside a giant pumpkin which towered over him. ‘You could make a small den out of that,’ said Auntie Joanna imagining carving a small play house for him. … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 3
‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2
‘Oh Tingle, there are giants in most places. They just stopped being seen. Why would they let humans see them when humans want to hunt them down and capture them? They would end up like the dinosaurs Josh – all extinct.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree