Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals

Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals

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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2

‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 10

Sue glanced at the horizon, a band of thick cloud rolled over the mountains and descended into the valley. The speed at which it travelled meant trouble, there was going to be a storm. Sue turned the helicopter around and felt a deep pang in her heart. Her little boy was about to spend the night in a snow storm and he had nothing with him to keep him warm. … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 10

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9

It was close to winter which meant that Baby must have been in the in-between food phase. It was in transition between milk and vegetation. It still needed its mother’s milk otherwise there was a possibility it could die. A feeling of helplessness washed through Wyld. If the baby mammoth died then what? He would be just a kid lost in the wilderness with a dead baby mammoth. What kid wanted to deal with that? … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 9

WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 4

Quickly he ducked back behind the stump and gathered himself. A mammoth? He couldn’t believe it, the wild animal thing had seemed like a twisted joke. A hairy baby mammoth in the middle of a forest? Wyld peered over the stump and took another peek. The mammoth was struggling to move away. The little mammoth kept trying to pull his leg but Wyld noticed it was caught in twine. The more the baby struggled, the more the twine tightened. The ball of fluff needed his help but if he helped then it could attack him. … More WYLD – One Mammoth Adventure CHAPTER 4