The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 19
When the dance was over there was a bit of a surprise… I bet you can’t guess what happened? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 19
When the dance was over there was a bit of a surprise… I bet you can’t guess what happened? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 19
Ohhhh it is getting extremely monstery now! Exciting! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 12 SHOPPING, BOPPING AND NO TIME FOR STOPPING After two hours of being dragged around the shopping centre, Ben and Jenny were completely bored of shopping. They had to buy new shoes for school and that was no fun at all! All they wanted to do was go home and set everything up. Unfortunately … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 12
The faster you ride an inflatable unicorn down a wave then the sooner you realise that Splishy Sploshies are ace! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 4
What have a wave machine in the back garden, an inflatable flamingo and a unicorn got in common? Splishy Sploshies? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 3
When a spout of water rockets from the toilet then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to something! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 2
When a wet pair of washed knickers collides with your face then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to mischief! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies CHAPTER 1
Well I have finally done it and with the help of some wonderful people – Lynda and Robin, I have finally given birth! Yes you heard me correctly. It wasn’t your average birth either instead it was a birth of monsters! … More The Birth of Monsters
Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8