AND NOW FOR THE ADVENTURE IN SPLASHDOM – WHERE THE SPLISHY SPLOSHIES LIVE..
Oh and now the adventure begins. Are the Splishy Sploshies ready? Are you ready?
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The faster you ride an inflatable unicorn down a wave then the sooner you realise that Splishy Sploshies are ace! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 4
When a spout of water rockets from the toilet then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to something! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 2
Everyone in the Yuck Clan could armpit slime a moving target at one hundred meters if necessary. If he was ever in danger then he would lift an arm and a jet of slime would cover his assailant. Yucky was designed purely for repulsive monsterdooom. … More Will Yucky, The Slime Monster Win The Monsters’ Dance?
Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals
That is what is so exciting – sometimes the book takes over and you read what is happening as it is happening. … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 4
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
‘Those are huge vegetables!’ said John glancing up at a giant parsnip. Josh stood beside a giant pumpkin which towered over him. ‘You could make a small den out of that,’ said Auntie Joanna imagining carving a small play house for him. … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 3
‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2