Tag: observation
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That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage!
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That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse…
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Cruise Ship Creatures just sailed onto audible… Yey!!!!
I hope this makes you laugh so hard that your belly hurts…
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Do You Want A Giggle?
Although he did send me an email saying he was having a challenge delivering ‘Imagine a giant whoopee cushion in human form flying across the deck making a huge raspberry noise.’
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from…
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You Should Write About Cruise Ships…
Oh yes… It is dark, it is twisted, it is crass and above all I sat laughing hysterically while the little beauty was written. You know what? There is nothing more fun than sitting laughing while sharing ridiculous incidents and stories.
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon.…
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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a…
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6
The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that!
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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy?
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