Tag: ocean
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
They became known as the witches of Scooterwick. The two scooteresque gang members had floral basket displays and would often transport half of the buffet around with them. They would zoom past, slam on their brakes and weave amongst the other guests sounding the foghorn. When it was misty on deck they would appear from the fog sounding their foghorns and cackling hysterically. Amongst the fog, screams and revving could be heard as the dangerous driving ensued.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs
As with all things gin there are many a gincident to report and fantastic moments of congers taking place when there is no actual conger music. One of the best shippy gincidents involved a group of older ‘Gin-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dongs’ reaching the point of being grievous-ginily-sloshed and deciding that skinny dipping in the central pool at the buffet-face-stuffing peak time was a particularly good idea.
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You Should Write About Cruise Ships…
Oh yes… It is dark, it is twisted, it is crass and above all I sat laughing hysterically while the little beauty was written. You know what? There is nothing more fun than sitting laughing while sharing ridiculous incidents and stories.
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Antarctica
There could be an alarm sounded at any time signalling for the whole ship to abandon ship. It is then that there is an announcement across the ship ‘ we are delighted to announce there is a buffet on the back deck.’ Honestly!