Why two careers works for me…
March 29, 2020
Why have one career when you can have two? … More Why two careers works for me…
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Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 3
March 4, 2020
What have a wave machine in the back garden, an inflatable flamingo and a unicorn got in common? Splishy Sploshies? … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 3
Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 2
February 29, 2020
When a spout of water rockets from the toilet then you know the Splishy Sploshies are up to something! … More Tingle Dingle and The Curse of The Splishy Sploshies – CHAPTER 2
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
February 23, 2020
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
Are you a Selfiepath?
November 23, 2019
An onlooking monkey had more sense and watched the selfiepaths with curiosity. Our ancestor watched in the same way as an intellectual observes an idiot and wonders if they are serious. … More Are you a Selfiepath?
When you have tasted luxury…
November 20, 2019
Being kept awake by young amorous couples testing the limits of the upper bunk to a squeaky rhythm, that could likened to a drum and base mouse, strangely never appealed either…
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
October 13, 2019
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
The Importance of Dream Time
August 2, 2019
Who here is busy? Who here is soooooo sooooo busy? Well my lovelies this is one of my biggest realisations of late… The busier you are then the less creative you are… Forced creativity isn’t a pleasure and is much like mental constipation. The more you force the less that comes out… A nasty analogy… … More The Importance of Dream Time
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
July 16, 2019
What is worse than a hangover and feeling slightly green? Well that is when the ship hits a storm during a hangover. It is quite a sight watching people determinedly partying when the party platform is pitching and rolling in all directions. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PARTY CRUISERS
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
June 22, 2019
It was like watching a wall of old Hell’s Angels descending on the theatre. It was quite a fearsome sight. A wall of old people, huge people and random people all on scooters driving at one door as though it was a race was terrifying. For some reason I thought there might be a rules of the scooter road. I was wrong. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
