Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips

One of my favourite rumours that went around the ship, which originated in the launderette, was that on the world cruise there were eleven bodies in the morgue. It was not true, but it amused me when I was asked. ‘So… we hear there are eleven bodies in the morgue…’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips

Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES

So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES