That Refund You Owe Me – Thank You for The Refund
There I was caught up in new inventive sports involving food items and… surprise… a refund. You must have read my emails and thought ‘we can’t take much more of this…’
That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse…
That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your…
That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition.
That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint!
That Refund You Owe Me & Bed Bugs
So with that in mind, how did you manage your last bed bug influx? Also how do you make the discovery? Does an innocent guest turn up at reception after a bed bug mauling?
That Refund You Owe Me – Upping the Game
Good Morning Elizabeth Hotel, Well I checked my bank account this morning and still no refund, even though you promised it back in March. Bizarre isn’t it how companies love to take the cash but not refund it… They are all smiles when selling and then… silence when they are expected to refund. That is…
That Refund You Owe Me – The Italian Salami
I notice you still haven’t paid me the refund you promised me. So I feel it is time to introduce the big guns in the form of an Italian Salami.
That Holiday Refund… So… It has begun!
How much fun would that be to turn up at your reception – a giant woman with flowing red hair dressed as a Valkerie…. Hmmm quite random.
That Holiday Refund – Well the worm has finally turned…
Have you ever sat on stinging nettles and stung your lady garden or snake sausage by accident?