Throwing passengers from a tender to the ship isn’t my idea of fun… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 20 – We Only Came On This Cruise For The Port We Missed
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
When someone reaches the excitement peak when they can see a spa onboard ship – spagasm … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 8 – The Spagasmics
It is amazing how the cruise ship environment makes people ask ‘do you know who I am?’
… More Cruise Ship Creatures Chapter 5 – The ‘Do you know who I am?’
Sometimes it is worth reminding one’s self that simple things are wonderful. … More Not Much Better Than This…
CHAPTER 92 THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’ Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
What is it about the front seat of a bus? Yes, you can see a bit more but why do people fight for that front position? I have watched guests argue over that seat and then attempt to pull each other off the seat. When a tour is called in the theatre ‘The I Must Have A Front Seat’ gang dart down to the gangway at the fastest pace you can ever imagine. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I MUST HAVE THE FRONT SEAT OF THE BUS!’
You may well find yourself doing a double take as your unconscious figures out what has taken place. Is that person nude on deck? Nope. It seems that their swimwear is either beige, very small or white and wet resulting in transparency. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Missing in Swimwear Action
