Tag: Secret
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
Ever been on a cruise and spotted this cruise ship creature?
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Sooooooo Happy… Why?
Ohhhh many a Gincident has taken place on a cruise ship… Have a listen to the Gin-a-linga-ding-dong Cruise Ship Creature….
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS
CHAPTER 94   THE WINE SNIFFERS  Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’
CHAPTER 92  THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’  Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 […]
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RETINA BLUE AUDIO CHAPTER 1
Stockton Harris has done such a marvellous job that it would be rude not to…