PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?

The stench was intense and while the crowd reacted the warblers flitted away with their beautiful dragonfly wings as if the huge squelch had been a figment of people’s imaginations. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are you? A Whiff Warbler?

Time for a Ponga-long Sing Song about a Pertinent Pong!

‘Time for the chorus,’ Sebastian waved his hands in the air as if conducting an orchestra. All the Little Stinkers united in song. ‘Ohhh it stinks… it smells so bad… the rancid stench makes us so sad… … More Time for a Ponga-long Sing Song about a Pertinent Pong!

Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS

CHAPTER 94    THE WINE SNIFFERS   Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS

Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’

CHAPTER 92   THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’   Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’