Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
April 13, 2019
Ever been on a cruise and spotted this cruise ship creature? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
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Tag: ship life
Can I Ask A Stupid Question?
February 2, 2019
Oh the stupid question phemomemon in all its glory… … More Can I Ask A Stupid Question?
So I just have to share this…
August 5, 2018
So as many of you know I have been allowing myself a little break from writing over the summer. I will start authoring from the 31st October. Although in the meantime Cruise Ship Creatures is being produced by Stockton Harris and I just had to share this…. Enjoy…
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
June 21, 2018
One of my favourite rumours that went around the ship, which originated in the launderette, was that on the world cruise there were eleven bodies in the morgue. It was not true, but it amused me when I was asked. ‘So… we hear there are eleven bodies in the morgue…’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I MUST HAVE THE FRONT SEAT OF THE BUS!’
June 20, 2018
What is it about the front seat of a bus? Yes, you can see a bit more but why do people fight for that front position? I have watched guests argue over that seat and then attempt to pull each other off the seat. When a tour is called in the theatre ‘The I Must Have A Front Seat’ gang dart down to the gangway at the fastest pace you can ever imagine. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I MUST HAVE THE FRONT SEAT OF THE BUS!’
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs
June 15, 2018
As with all things gin there are many a gincident to report and fantastic moments of congers taking place when there is no actual conger music. One of the best shippy gincidents involved a group of older ‘Gin-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dongs’ reaching the point of being grievous-ginily-sloshed and deciding that skinny dipping in the central pool at the buffet-face-stuffing peak time was a particularly good idea. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Gin-a-ling-a-ding-dongs
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals
June 14, 2018
Quite a common incident is when a guest-of-the-naked-kind forgets where they are and needs the bathroom during the night. In their half-asleep state they select the wrong door and step out into the corridor, … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Naked Accidentals
