Tag: ship life
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 24 – The Talent for The Not So Talented Show
A mute sock puppet and a ship in a storm is not the ideal situation for a talent show; although, it certainly provides some amusement. Enjoy the audio…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 23 – The Plastic Surgery Experiments
Bosoms that defy gravity, bottoms that are so pert that you wonder if someone is constantly squeezing a walnut between their cheeks and hair grafting that resembles a turfed lawn are just a few experiments to behold…
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW
There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
There was a very glamorous woman who wasn’t quite a phantom because her dastardly stink escapades were discovered. Admittedly her disguise was quite astounding.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
It was like watching a wall of old Hell’s Angels descending on the theatre. It was quite a fearsome sight. A wall of old people, huge people and random people all on scooters driving at one door as though it was a race was terrifying. For some reason I thought there might be a rules of the scooter road. I was wrong.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
Ever been on a cruise and spotted this cruise ship creature?
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So I just have to share this…
So as many of you know I have been allowing myself a little break from writing over the summer. I will start authoring from the 31st October. Although in the meantime Cruise Ship Creatures is being produced by Stockton Harris and I just had to share this…. Enjoy…