Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
February 15, 2021
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
January 13, 2021
Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
January 11, 2021
We have all met those lovely people who want to tell you about every single cruise they have been on… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS
July 6, 2019
The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS
CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
June 22, 2019
It was like watching a wall of old Hell’s Angels descending on the theatre. It was quite a fearsome sight. A wall of old people, huge people and random people all on scooters driving at one door as though it was a race was terrifying. For some reason I thought there might be a rules of the scooter road. I was wrong. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
April 13, 2019
Ever been on a cruise and spotted this cruise ship creature? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
Can I Ask A Stupid Question?
February 2, 2019
Oh the stupid question phemomemon in all its glory… … More Can I Ask A Stupid Question?
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
June 21, 2018
One of my favourite rumours that went around the ship, which originated in the launderette, was that on the world cruise there were eleven bodies in the morgue. It was not true, but it amused me when I was asked. ‘So… we hear there are eleven bodies in the morgue…’ … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
June 19, 2018
So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
Cruise Ship Creatures – The Missing in Swimwear Action
June 17, 2018
You may well find yourself doing a double take as your unconscious figures out what has taken place. Is that person nude on deck? Nope. It seems that their swimwear is either beige, very small or white and wet resulting in transparency. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – The Missing in Swimwear Action
