Tag: ships
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Chapter 21 & 22 – The More Exciting Cruise Ship Creatures
Ohhh there are Cruise Ship Creatures and then there are those who bemuse, confuse and amuse. This section prepares you for what is to come over the next few weeks…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 3 – The Scooter Racers
Quite a fearful foggy-fied phenomenon eh? Old people scooter racing around the cruise ship decks…
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 2 – The ‘I have done so many cruises’
We have all met those lovely people who want to tell you about every single cruise they have been on…
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS
The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SCOOTER RACERS
It was like watching a wall of old Hell’s Angels descending on the theatre. It was quite a fearsome sight. A wall of old people, huge people and random people all on scooters driving at one door as though it was a race was terrifying. For some reason I thought there might be a rules of the scooter road. I was wrong.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The ‘I have done so many cruises’ creature
Ever been on a cruise and spotted this cruise ship creature?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
One of my favourite rumours that went around the ship, which originated in the launderette, was that on the world cruise there were eleven bodies in the morgue. It was not true, but it amused me when I was asked. ‘So… we hear there are eleven bodies in the morgue…’
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE TABLE TENNIS MENACE AND QUOITS QUIRKIES
So there we are: Mabel has mauled the manly mob with a ping pong ball and suddenly other ladies got wind (some have wind anyway) of the phenomenon taking place.