Tag: society
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PONGPENDIUM – LETTING IT GO! PONGS AWAY!!!
The third in the series of signs was when the bulldog blow off ambushed me. I felt as though the โLittle Stinkersโ were out for me and I had to get the book written โ or else stinks, pongs and nasty niffs were going to catch me at every opportunity.
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PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Parpsichord Player?
What makes the Parpsichord player smile is when the first raspberry sounds and the variety of expression that cross the audienceโs faces. What an absolute classic! There are usually frowns, looks of disgust and many โdid I just really hear that?โ expressions. Pongleโs favourite was the โthat sounded like a fart look โ did anyone else notice?
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That Refund You Owe Me – Thank You for The Refund
There I was caught up in new inventive sports involving food items and… surprise… a refund. You must have read my emails and thought ‘we can’t take much more of this…’
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That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage!
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That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint!