Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
September 11, 2019
I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational! … More Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
June 26, 2019
There was a very glamorous woman who wasn’t quite a phantom because her dastardly stink escapades were discovered. Admittedly her disguise was quite astounding. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
June 21, 2019
You wouldn’t believe it with your own eyes or anyone else’s eyes, even if you rubbed them and looked again! Oh and… All manner of random events, tantrums and slime-acious calamity took place at The Monsters’ Dance last night. The roars in the forest say they have never known anything like it and they loved … More Do You Know Who Won The Monsters’ Dance Yet?
Retina Blue Audio Chapter 7
June 10, 2018
What I find fascinating is how everyone’s lives are so different and everyone’s inner worlds can never be experienced by anyone else. Isn’t it fascinating that we will never actually experience life as anyone else experiences it because we are not them, we do not have the same filters and we do not have the same physiology. To me that is a miracle… … More Retina Blue Audio Chapter 7
LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
February 23, 2018
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
February 16, 2018
The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a meeting the other day’. … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7
LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
February 2, 2018
Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy? … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5
THE LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 4
January 26, 2018
Other than that, those who get where I am coming from please share all these dating disasters with your friends, family and pets. It may well please and entertain them during dark winter’s evenings. God knows I sit at my desk writing this stuff with tears streaming down my face… Before we go any further I would like to admit I laugh at my own jokes and that is why I write these books. It is like literary mental orgasms where I simply lose control and fall about laughing while writing. I don’t do that during the ‘act’ actually maybe I do… I have done this in public too – not orgasm… Oh God… I mean laugh at my own jokes in public. Right I think we should get on… … More THE LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 4
LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 3
January 19, 2018
Is beautiful this lust list! Something new, how you say – a novelty! I feel so excited! My feelings make my feet tap under the desk. We have so much to discuss and play with. We both have dating double life. It is a true double life with dates, rich men and now hot men too. This is even better than I could imagine. By day we dabble (I like this word) in dullness and by night we have lust lists. I need to write a lust list just to say I have written one. … More LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 3
THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
December 29, 2017
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
