Tag: TOILET

Can You Believe Mussel Shells Have Been Used For Toilet Paper?

I never thought that the Great Stink could be so inspirational!

Michelle

September 11, 2019

audio books, children’s books, writing

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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8

Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon.…

Michelle

February 23, 2018

Film, writing

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LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 7

The wobbly bottom women are chatting about new year diets while I make rapid payments. Why is this fair? I work too hard for no reward. Thank you for telling me about the word fanny. Now I have big understanding why the managing director started coughing when I said ‘I was so fanny in a…

Michelle

February 16, 2018

Film, writing

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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 6

The point is laughter is infectious and we need more of this in the world. When people are ill they get disease. When people laugh they re-ease. Those little cells in the body jump about in party time and have a feel good gathering. Happy cells make happy bodies and we need more of that!

Michelle

February 9, 2018

Film, writing

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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 5

Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. Orgasm, organism. I know… amazing isn’t it to be able to start a blog with an orgasm followed by an organism and I did that multiple times… Who said virtual reality wasn’t a joy?

Michelle

February 2, 2018

Film, writing

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THE LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 4

Other than that, those who get where I am coming from please share all these dating disasters with your friends, family and pets. It may well please and entertain them during dark winter’s evenings. God knows I sit at my desk writing this stuff with tears streaming down my face… Before we go any further I…

Michelle

January 26, 2018

Film, Uncategorized, writing

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LOVE HUNT II – THE LOVE GAME – 3

Is beautiful this lust list! Something new, how you say – a novelty! I feel so excited! My feelings make my feet tap under the desk. We have so much to discuss and play with. We both have dating double life. It is a true double life with dates, rich men and now hot men…

Michelle

January 19, 2018

Film, Uncategorized, writing

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THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN

Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire.

Michelle

December 29, 2017

writing

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THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE FEEDER

The Office Feeder is usually a buxom sort who likes to bake and see people happy. She has a husband suffering from extreme cholesterol levels. He needs a forklift truck to lift him from the bed in the morning. The unfortunate truth is for her husband to survive, the Feeder has to turn her attention…

Michelle

December 23, 2017

writing

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THE ART OF JAPANESE TOILET COMBAT

Being propelled at force from a Japanese lavatory whilst listening to the disguisory sounds of pan pipes could be considered rather random. What is the funniest thing you can think of? What is the funniest thing you have seen? What is the funniest thing you have done? I don’t know whether this is the funniest but…

Michelle

June 3, 2017

Uncategorized, writing

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