Tag: tour
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Are you a Selfiepath?
An onlooking monkey had more sense and watched the selfiepaths with curiosity. Our ancestor watched in the same way as an intellectual observes an idiot and wonders if they are serious.
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When you have tasted luxury…
Being kept awake by young amorous couples testing the limits of the upper bunk to a squeaky rhythm, that could likened to a drum and base mouse, strangely never appealed either…
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The Sound of Paradise
What do you imagine the sound of paradise to be like? Well be surprised by the reality contained in this blog.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – The Launderette Gossips
One of my favourite rumours that went around the ship, which originated in the launderette, was that on the world cruise there were eleven bodies in the morgue. It was not true, but it amused me when I was asked. ‘So… we hear there are eleven bodies in the morgue…’
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Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I MUST HAVE THE FRONT SEAT OF THE BUS!’
What is it about the front seat of a bus? Yes, you can see a bit more but why do people fight for that front position? I have watched guests argue over that seat and then attempt to pull each other off the seat. When a tour is called in the theatre ‘The I Must Have A Front Seat’ gang dart down to the gangway at the fastest pace you can ever imagine.
Michelle Dry's Children's Books 