Tag: travel blog
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How Would Your Dog Like his Sausage Madam?
It has been a little while since I have blogged. It is the standard ‘life gets in the way’ scenario where ‘real’ work took over and left me without the creative mental space… It seems a lot of people have been experiencing the same brain fry around me. One of my friends was so caught […]
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world!
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 26 – The Married Officer with Numerous Wives
There are some fascinating moments when someone’s sausage hiding escapades catch up with them.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world?
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters.
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That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your reception breathing like an asthmatic after running up a mountain wearing a black cape.
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That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition.
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CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever?