When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
It is easy to spot a human prune on board a cruise ship… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 16 – The Sun Whacky Worshippers
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition. … More That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
Another arranged towels in a body-like form, put a fur hat at the ‘head end’ and placed a blanket over the top. On top of the blanket a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign was fastened so that people would not dare to prod them. Clever? … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUNBED HOGGERS
The drive for solitude comes from the desire to avoid the tourist selfie-paths. … More Seeking Solitude?
Oh that free eye with every treatment does it every time! … More It Must Be Cruising Season…
On some ships there are waterslides and wave pools. These are prime locations for tied bikinis to depart for the other end of the pool, or wedgy into complete disappearance. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE MISSING IN SWIMWEAR ACTION
There was a very glamorous woman who wasn’t quite a phantom because her dastardly stink escapades were discovered. Admittedly her disguise was quite astounding. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE PHANTOM BLOW OFF
