Tag: TRAVELLING
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you.
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Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world!
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That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage!
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That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your reception breathing like an asthmatic after running up a mountain wearing a black cape.
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That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition.
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7 Reasons Why Travelling Alone Can Be Bliss.
When people ask me about my alone trips so many people say ‘oh I couldn’t do that…’ Or ‘I wish I could do that.’ Or ‘I couldn’t be alone that long… I would get lonely.’ THAT IS WHERE THEY GO WRONG!
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Are you a Selfiepath?
An onlooking monkey had more sense and watched the selfiepaths with curiosity. Our ancestor watched in the same way as an intellectual observes an idiot and wonders if they are serious.
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When you have tasted luxury…
Being kept awake by young amorous couples testing the limits of the upper bunk to a squeaky rhythm, that could likened to a drum and base mouse, strangely never appealed either…
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