It’s that time of year where you can gather and plant acorns and conkers… Let’s do it!!!! … More Time to Start Planting…
Don’t you know that monsters choose who can see them and they don’t want to end up all over social media at the mere glimpse of them! What you are probably completely unaware of is that there are some rather avid watchers in the forest who will alert monster security if they notice so much as a whiff of a human and humans are ridiculously whiffacious! … More The Monsters’ Dance Takes Place Tonight!!! Who will be the winner?
Rubbish! In the meantime, the office pervert has developed his drooling technique and the office bore has moved desks. I will have to time my toilet visits to avoid monotonous stories about beavers or badgers. My worst moment was when he accosted me by the drinks machine and detailed the mating cycle of the Salmon. It was hideous, people in the area were shaking with laughter as I attempted to make every excuse to escape… … More LOVE HUNT – THE LOVE GAME 8
Our Office Comedian is completely unaware of how funny he is, he lives in a special world that enables the rest of the office to laugh until their stomachs hurt. Essentially, he is brilliant because he is free stress relief. His talent for random, awkward or ridiculous events is a phenomenon you have to admire. … More THE OFFICE ZOO – THE OFFICE COMEDIAN
‘Those are huge vegetables!’ said John glancing up at a giant parsnip. Josh stood beside a giant pumpkin which towered over him. ‘You could make a small den out of that,’ said Auntie Joanna imagining carving a small play house for him. … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 3
‘Well that is a very good question Tingle. Obviously next to a giant you will be very small. So you have to make sure that they don’t step on you. The best way to get a giant’s attention is to giggle. For some reason they hear that better than anything else. Also if you say something funny and they laugh then they really like you. They also like anything that rhymes. I remember a time when your mum, when she was a little girl, said a special rhyme to the giant. That was how we were allowed to see the treasure tree.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree Chapter 2
‘Oh Tingle, there are giants in most places. They just stopped being seen. Why would they let humans see them when humans want to hunt them down and capture them? They would end up like the dinosaurs Josh – all extinct.’ … More Tingle Dingle and The Treasure Tree