CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW

There were a group of ladies who could imitate all kinds of animals and were particularly good at warbling… Amazing imagine sitting watching three seventy year olds warble at the top of their lungs and then break into walrus mating calls. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE TALENT FOR THE NOT SO TALENTED SHOW

Advertisements

CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS

This ‘Cruise Ship Creature’ is fascinating because they love to share their passion and will undoubtedly have insights that you would not discover unless you set up an interrogation room for the crew. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SHIP LOVERS

CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’

Of course there will be some fantastic dancers who are there to show their natural ability. Alternatively, if you have the coordination of a drunken giraffe climbing onto a hammock then it is precisely the opportunity to challenge yourself and demonstrate moves never witnessed before in public. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE ‘WE JUST LOVE TO DANCE’

CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS

The Leathery Sunbathers: okay this title can be interpreted in two ways. There are people that sunbathe in leather. Oh yes, on a charter cruise for gay men, it seemed that some would venture out on deck in their leather ‘swimwear’ and tan themselves. Some would even wear the leather hat and chains. … More CRUISE SHIP CREATURES – THE SUN WHACKY WORSHIPPERS

What a day!

I have to share this because today has been an amazing day. After years of writing and promoting, Cruise Ship Creatures had an audio sales spurt. It has had them in paperback over the last few months and now it is spurting in audio. Admittedly Stockton Harris really brought the characters to life. I added … More What a day!

Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS

CHAPTER 94    THE WINE SNIFFERS   Showy, blowy and nasally glowy this connoisseur will loudly share their great insight into the world of wine. ‘There is bouquet of wet dog combined with raspberries, a courgette and succulent aroma of string beans in this fine wine.’ They swill the rouge liquid through their teeth like … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE WINE SNIFFERS

Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’

CHAPTER 92   THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’   Do you have a suitcase madam? The general response from an embarking guest is to point at one or two suitcases but in some instances people have packed for all eventuality and have at least ten suitcases, for only one week. Ultimately the ‘I Have 20 … More Cruise Ship Creatures – THE ‘I HAVE 20 SUITCASES’