There I was caught up in new inventive sports involving food items and… surprise… a refund. You must have read my emails and thought ‘we can’t take much more of this…’ … More That Refund You Owe Me – Thank You for The Refund
What an awful job. How they smile at guests when they have been on the receiving on of rectal rage! … More That Refund You Owe Me – A Bad Smell!
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse… … More That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
I think one of my favourite sleep walking stories is from a friend of mine who quite often sleep walks. She is known for wandering through the work’s disco in her underwear during one such sleep walking expedition. … More That Refund You Owe Me – Nakedness
Now you are very lucky this situation isn’t a rising in the middle ages. There would be pitch forks, fire pelted from canons and buttress storming. I never really knew what that was, but it isn’t often you get to utilise such a phrase when making a complaint! … More That Refund You Owe Me – Break the Bed!
How much fun would that be to turn up at your reception – a giant woman with flowing red hair dressed as a Valkerie…. Hmmm quite random. … More That Holiday Refund… So… It has begun!
That night Davina could hear whispering throughout the dormitory. The patter of barefeet was accompanied by hushed voices.
‘Come on get up,’ said one of the older girls to another from a bed further down the dormitory.
‘She’s definitely asleep. We need to go through her things and find out what’s going on with her,’ said another climbing out of bed. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 4 – With AUDIO
That awkward moment when you unintentionally release an international stink. Yes imagine a pong so strong that they made a song! … More It Seems I Released A Premature Pong by Accident!
When the dance was over there was a bit of a surprise… I bet you can’t guess what happened? … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 19
When it comes to a dance-off make sure your monstery moves are raucous! … More The Monsters’ Dance – CHAPTER 18