If you love a good Raspberry sound have a listen… … More THE RASPBERRY CHASE – This Will Make You Laugh – LITTLE STINKERS… WITH AUDIO
Then I heard a story about a pair of false teeth being left on a chair and someone sitting on them so they essentially bit the unsuspecting victim on the arse… … More That Refund You Owe Me – False Teeth
Surprise! I bet you thought I had given up… Oh no! Why would I when I can explore my completely annoying side? Some might call it the dark side or the shadow side. That makes me think of Star Wars and Darth Vada. I wonder how you would react if I turned up at your reception breathing like an asthmatic after running up a mountain wearing a black cape. … More That Refund You Owe Me – The Dark Side
Other times they will stealthily rise from the ground in a murky mist or the fruity-fart-filled-fog. That most often happens when they feel bored and haven’t Whiley Wafted for a while. Oh and just so we don’t forget: the Whiley Wafters do like to rise from Stink-holes whenever they have the opportunity. … More PONGPENDIUM – What Kind of Little Stinker are You? A Whiley Wafter?
‘We’re in so much trouble now Davina,’ whispered Ghost.
‘We were already in trouble Ghost. Now those beings are going to send a search party after us instead.’
‘Davina you’re so weird! What do you mean beings?’ asked Ghost. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 10 – With AUDIO
Admittedly Ghost was a little podgy, but stocky with an unexpected agility. He had the build of a swimmer with broad shoulders, yet his height was average for a boy of around thirteen. What set Ghost apart was his pure, almost translucent white skin, white hair and different coloured eyes – a blue left eye and the right green. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 6 – With AUDIO
That night Davina could hear whispering throughout the dormitory. The patter of barefeet was accompanied by hushed voices.
‘Come on get up,’ said one of the older girls to another from a bed further down the dormitory.
‘She’s definitely asleep. We need to go through her things and find out what’s going on with her,’ said another climbing out of bed. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 4 – With AUDIO
That awkward moment when you unintentionally release an international stink. Yes imagine a pong so strong that they made a song! … More It Seems I Released A Premature Pong by Accident!
Davina hated being chased. So why was she in that situation? With her heart pounding, she glanced behind her. The beefy black-suited men were catching up. She gritted her teeth, put her head down and ran her absolute fastest. Effortlessly, she wove through the crowds with such speed and agility that she was barely even noticed. It was as if a warm breath had been exhaled and then she was gone. … More Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – CHAPTER 1 – With AUDIO
Hello everyone, well isn’t it lovely when you have some good news? This isn’t going to be an post of epic proportions; however, I thought I would let you all know that Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – is now out on Audible and a fully downloadable audio book. YES!!!
With that in mind, and to celebrate, I will be posting a chapter every day until mid-July to share the whole book. … More UPDATE – Gargantuan Adventures – The Secret Gate – OUT ON AUDIBLE – With AUDIO