That precarious moment when you realise your bikini or budgie smugglers/swimming shirts have extracted themselves from your body and have decided to float at an unreachable distance from you. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 28 – The Missing in Swimwear Action
When you are faced with a wild looking woman with a duck-quacking horn on her mobility scooter you may wonder what happened to the world! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 27 – The Mobility Scooter Rebels
One moment all is still and the next PAAAAARRRRTTTTY. Then there is always the smug-faced Conga leader who draws the most unsuspecting people into their Conga line… And… … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 25 – The Party Cruisers
Why pay for a rest home when you can travel the world? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 19 – The Rest Home Lovelies
There is a pivotal point in a person’s life where the instinct drives you to purchase a white hat and cluster in groups of other white hatters. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 18 – The White Hatters
There are singles who mingle and like a tingle in their dingle. Now add that to a rocking ship and what have you got? … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 15 – The Singles, The Mingles and The Desperate
A confined space with family for two weeks has the potential for absolute cruise carnage… Fact! … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 14 – The Families
Where there’s an open deck a ship’s napper will be wide-mouthed catching proverbial flies. … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 12 – The Ship’s Napper
Clutching any bargain item they could lay their hands on the shopaholics stampeded through the atrium like wildebeest being chased by lions … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 10 – THE SHOPAHOLICS – AND THE CLEARANCE SALE CHARGE
It starts with one magnet and the next thing you know you have to buy a new fridge to stick more location magnets somewhere … More Cruise Ship Creatures – Chapter 9 – THE ‘BEEN THERE DONE IT AND AM WEARING THE T-SHIRT, HAVE THE MAGNETS AND WEAR A BASEBALL CAP WITH THE LOCATION ON IT – JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED WHERE I HAVE TRAVELLED TO’
